Contraception

Contraception is the name for the act of pregnancy prevention. There are four key areas of contraception:

Rubbish

There are many other forms of contraception, such as "family planning" and "the rhythm method". Most of them are highly unreliable, and are listed below, in order of effectiveness:

• Withdrawal: -4%
• Being stupid: 6%
• Smoking: 10%
• Ugliness: 25%
• Being welsh: 28%
• The Rhythm Method: 40%
• Self inflicted genital mutilation: 73%
• Cancer: 82%
• Being gay: 100%