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===Casualty===
===Casualty===
If you watch Casualty, you will have a very realistic view of how emergency medicine is conducted in real hospitals. Realistic, apart from the fact that all the nurses and doctors do not ''actually'' have affairs with each other, with hospital administrators and with patients on a daily basis, managing to fit that in between their casual sex in elevators, near constant drug abuse, and the fact that they even have the energy after 12 hour shifts to go out drinking all night and arrive back at work still drunk the next day. And no one is as nice as Charlie in real life.
If you watch Casualty, you will have a very realistic view of how emergency medicine is conducted in real hospitals. Realistic, apart from the fact that all the nurses and doctors do not ''actually'' have affairs with each other, with hospital administrators and with patients on a daily basis, managing to fit that in between their casual sex in elevators, near constant drug abuse, and the fact that they even have the energy after 12 hour shifts to go out drinking all night and arrive back at work still drunk the next day.  
 
And no one is as nice as Charlie in real life.

Revision as of 13:39, 1 December 2009

Pictured here is a young man called "Chris's Father". His story is long one, and a sad one. Born to a hobo (as mentioned on the endocrine page), he soon slipped into a drug addled lifestyle, that led him, aged 13, being admitted to intensive care. After 7 years in a coma, due to brain stem death, he eventually enrolled on a course in medicine at Sheffield University. Whilst far from being a star pupil (his brain stem death has led to him failing his exams several times already), he is beginning to pull his shabby life together into some semblance of being a real person. What a shame that his visa has just been refused, and he will have to be deported back to whatever awful country he came from...

Emergency Medicine

Learning about chest pain is important. So is ECG

Physical Injury

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It's quite important to learn about physical injury, as it is a common appearance in A & E.

It is split into three main sections trauma, lacerations and burns. In the picture on the left, Raj has been bludgeoned in the groin, lacerated repeatedly with a small, blunt knife, and then burnt in a big fire, in a coming-of-age ceremony as part of his religion, "Atheism".

Casualty

If you watch Casualty, you will have a very realistic view of how emergency medicine is conducted in real hospitals. Realistic, apart from the fact that all the nurses and doctors do not actually have affairs with each other, with hospital administrators and with patients on a daily basis, managing to fit that in between their casual sex in elevators, near constant drug abuse, and the fact that they even have the energy after 12 hour shifts to go out drinking all night and arrive back at work still drunk the next day.

And no one is as nice as Charlie in real life.